You'll only find manliness here.

Using tumblr on my new phone and struggling rofl
I love this phone tho
Guh my break is way too short
I want company, its gonna be a long night :c

i-o-u-a-fall:

nooby-banana:

farareusis:

angeldicks:

pants with fake pockets

suit jackets with fake pockets

FAKE POCKETS

~HOT POCKETS~

(Source: stoicsilence)

sydbarrrett:

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FUCKING THING

(Source: rokyerickson)

fennekinfatale:

all up in da pussy like

one-turian-kind-of-woman:

wATEER

(Source: tailswithoutsonic)

dorothy-cotton:

you know what’s kind of ridiculous about gen 4

like in the previous gens the legendary pokemon had been legendary, but they’d always been very tied to the physical realm. They were less like deities and more like great and powerful beasts you had tamed

Where as in gen 4 it’s like

fucking space time continuum motherfuckers who can literally rip apart the fabric of the universe

and i just fucking

catch it and like

put it in contests

put a bow on it make it dance around